Saqué el as de oros y barrí con la partida, para envidia de mis rivales.

I drew the ace of diamonds and swept the game, to the envy of my rivals.

Se cree un as del volante, pero siempre termina pidiendo auxilio en la cuneta.

He thinks he's an ace driver, but he always ends up calling for help in the ditch.

En la baraja, el as manda; en mi cocina, el as es el microondas que salva cenas.

In the deck, the ace rules; in my kitchen, the ace is the microwave that saves dinners.

Contraté a un as en reparaciones, pero mi lavadora sigue bailando salsa sola.

I hired an ace repairman, but my washing machine is still dancing salsa on its own.