If someone tells you they are heading to the Houston Stadium for a concert, make sure they actually have a ticket and aren't just going to stand in the parking lot eating overpriced barbecue.

The Houston Stadium is large enough that you could theoretically lose your car, your dignity, and your sense of direction all before kickoff.

Calling it the Houston Stadium for the World Cup is the architectural equivalent of putting a formal tie on a pair of comfortable but well-worn athletic sneakers.