FIFA World Cup stats
Definition
A comprehensive collection of historical and performance data related to the FIFA World Cup, including goal tallies, match outcomes, player appearances, and various tournament records.
The quantitative analysis of competitive performance in the premier international men's football tournament, often debated by fans to settle arguments over who really is the 'greatest of all time'.
Examples
I spent four hours studying FIFA World Cup stats just to impress my date, but she only wanted to talk about my horoscope.
If you look at the FIFA World Cup stats, you will see that Brazil has been consistent enough to make procrastination look like a professional strategy.
Refusing to accept FIFA World Cup stats is essentially the football equivalent of believing the Earth is flat, but with more shouting at the television.
My knowledge of FIFA World Cup stats is impressive, provided the criteria for 'impressive' is winning arguments in empty group chats.