usa game today
Definition
A common search query used to identify the timing, location, and broadcast details of the United States national soccer team's upcoming match.
A collective state of panic-checking schedules to ensure one hasn't missed kickoff, particularly during major international tournaments like the FIFA World Cup.
Examples
I spent three hours searching 'usa game today' just to realize the match is in Seattle and I am currently sitting in a cubicle in Ohio.
Checking 'usa game today' is the modern equivalent of a religious ritual, performed primarily to avoid the social stigma of being the only person at the bar unaware of a goal.
My stress levels regarding the 'usa game today' are directly proportional to the likelihood of the team deciding to give me a heart attack in the final ten minutes.
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