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Tom Pelissero
/tɒm ˈpɛlɪˌsɛroʊ/
Definition
1
A prominent American sportscaster and NFL insider, best known for his reporting on breaking NFL news and transaction updates.
2
A person who possesses an almost supernatural ability to tweet a player signing two seconds before the player's own agent has finished typing the confirmation email.
Examples
I checked Tom Pelissero's feed to see if I should start my fantasy quarterback, because apparently, he knows my team's fate better than the coach.
If Tom Pelissero stopped tweeting for an hour, the entire NFL office would likely believe the league had simply ceased to exist.
My morning routine consists of coffee, breakfast, and realizing that Tom Pelissero has already broken three major trades while I was still brushing my teeth.