melty pepper jack steak burrito
Definition
A culinary construct consisting of seasoned steak, molten pepper jack cheese, and various fillers wrapped in a flour tortilla.
The physical manifestation of a late-night decision-making process fueled by either extreme hunger or poor life choices.
Examples
I told myself I would eat a salad for lunch, but the siren song of a melty pepper jack steak burrito was simply too strong to ignore.
There is a specific kind of regret that only settles in after finishing an entire melty pepper jack steak burrito in a parked car at three in the morning.
If true love doesn't involve sharing an extra-large melty pepper jack steak burrito, I am not interested in your definition of romance.
My gym trainer asks about my protein intake, and I count the melty pepper jack steak burrito as a balanced meal because it has both meat and cheese.