t mobile bill
Definition
A monthly statement of charges issued by T-Mobile for wireless telecommunication services, often serving as a psychological test of one's tolerance for mysterious hidden fees.
A recurring source of financial anxiety that arrives like clockwork to remind the consumer that their smartphone is essentially a very expensive leash.
Examples
I opened my T-Mobile bill and spent the next hour trying to decipher why I am being charged for a device insurance package I never requested.
Watching the total amount on my monthly T-Mobile bill is the only form of horror movie I consume regularly.
If my T-Mobile bill contains one more mysterious administrative fee, I might actually consider using a carrier pigeon for my long-distance communication.
Counting the days until my T-Mobile bill is due has become the most depressing item on my monthly calendar.
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