MLS
Definition
Major League Soccer (MLS): The premier professional soccer league in North America, featuring teams from the US and Canada, where grown adults chase a ball like it's the last slice of pizza.
Multiple Listing Service (MLS): A real estate database that agents use to share property listings, turning house hunting into a multiplayer video game of overbidding.
Informal abbreviation for milliliters (mls): A unit of volume, often seen in recipes or medicine, because who has time to write out the full word when you're measuring your coffee fix?
Examples
I blew my entire paycheck on MLS season tickets—now I'm broke but living the soccer dream.
The MLS listing for that mansion showed 12 bathrooms; clearly, the owner has trust issues with guests.
Add 250 mls of sarcasm to this conversation, and it'll be perfect.
Watching MLS highlights is my therapy—nothing heals the soul like a last-minute goal.
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