Burger King Whopper guarantee
Definition
A commercial assurance used by the fast-food chain Burger King to guarantee customer satisfaction with their signature sandwich, the Whopper, often implying a policy where a product can be replaced or refunded if it fails to meet quality standards.
A colloquial phrase used to mockingly describe an empty promise or a situation where one's expectations regarding fast food quality are significantly higher than reality.
Examples
I approached the counter with the solemn intensity of a scientist checking a Burger King Whopper guarantee, only to be handed a lukewarm disc of despair.
Trusting the Burger King Whopper guarantee is essentially a leap of faith into a world where lettuce wilt is a protected culinary status.
He cited the Burger King Whopper guarantee like a constitutional amendment after the drive-thru attendant forgotten the pickles once again.