pizza near me
Definition
A search query used in digital mapping services and search engines to identify the nearest commercial establishments that prepare and sell pizza.
A colloquial shorthand for the desperate human instinct to locate immediate caloric intake in the form of cheese, dough, and grease.
Examples
When I typed 'pizza near me' into the search bar, the algorithm seemed to assume I was either hungry for a slice or participating in a deep-state conspiracy theory.
Searching for 'pizza near me' is the modern equivalent of scanning the horizon for a campfire, assuming the campfire isn't a viral video of someone doing unspeakable things to the dough.
I searched for 'pizza near me' hoping for a local artisan crust, but the internet just reminded me that no one out-pizzas the Hut, regardless of how much I want it to.