PGA tee times today
Definition
A common search query or phrase among golf fans referring to the scheduled starting times (tee times) for players in Professional Golfers' Association (PGA) Tour events on the current day.
Informal golf lingo for checking when pros hit their first shot off the tee during today's tournaments, often obsessively refreshed on apps or websites.
Examples
I skipped brunch to stalk the PGA tee times today – Tiger's slot is prime-time drama.
My phone's home screen? PGA tee times today, because who needs weather apps when birdies are brewing.
Boss: 'Why the early coffee?' Me: 'PGA tee times today dropped, and my picks are teeing off like rockstars.'
In this economy, my only sure bet is obsessing over PGA tee times today for that sweet, sweet scorecard schadenfreude.