Kirk Cousins
Definition
Kirk Cousins is an American professional football quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons of the National Football League (NFL).
Born on August 19, 1988, he has had a notable career including stints with the Washington Commanders and Minnesota Vikings before signing a lucrative four-year, $180 million contract with Atlanta.
Cousins is recognized for his strong passing stats, leadership, and off-field personality, including memorable commercials promoting Great Clips haircuts.
Examples
Kirk Cousins signed yet another massive deal, reminding us that pocket passers with beards are basically walking ATMs.
After his Achilles tear, Kirk Cousins bounced back like a quarterback who read the injury report in Comic Sans.
Kirk Cousins only trusts Great Clips for his mullet maintenance – elite QB, discount barber.
Fantasy managers everywhere treat drafting Kirk Cousins like committing to a reliable minivan: safe, steady, and secretly thrilling on Sundays.