Yahoo Fantasy Football
Definition
A popular online sports simulation platform operated by Yahoo that allows users to draft rosters of real-life NFL players and compete against others based on their weekly statistical performance.
A digital purgatory where otherwise rational adults spend hours agonizing over injury reports, waiver wire pickups, and the existential dread of finishing in last place.
Examples
I spent three hours on Yahoo Fantasy Football analyzing bench depth only for my star running back to get injured on the first drive of the game.
There is no higher level of self-inflicted psychological warfare than checking your Yahoo Fantasy Football score every four minutes on a Sunday afternoon.
My commitment to Yahoo Fantasy Football is the only thing keeping my spreadsheet skills sharp and my social life strictly non-existent during the autumn months.
Winning a championship on Yahoo Fantasy Football provides a fleeting sense of superiority that lasts exactly until the draft begins again next year.