winter weather forecast
Definition
A meteorological prediction concerning upcoming atmospheric conditions, specifically focused on cold temperatures, snowfall, sleet, or ice accumulation.
A communal ritual where society collectively panics, buys all the available bread and milk, and then stares out the window in disappointment when only a light dusting of snow occurs.
Examples
The winter weather forecast called for a blizzard, but I ended up just wearing a slightly thicker sweater to walk the dog.
Checking the winter weather forecast has become my favorite hobby, mostly because it provides a socially acceptable excuse to cancel plans and stay in bed.
Meteorologists treat a winter weather forecast like a suspense novel, even when the plot twist is just three inches of slush.
My local grocery store prepares for every winter weather forecast as if the end of civilization is imminent and bread is the new currency.