Mackie Samoskevich
Definition
An American professional ice hockey player, primarily known as a forward in the NHL (National Hockey League) system.
A frequent subject of sports trade speculation, most notably involved in transaction discourse regarding the Florida Panthers and the Seattle Kraken.
Examples
Watching the trade market move, fans felt that Mackie Samoskevich was being treated more like a digital asset in a spreadsheet than a human player.
If agility were measured by how quickly rumors about a player's destination can travel, Mackie Samoskevich would already be the fastest skater in the league.
There is a special kind of zen required for a player to wake up as one team's prospect and go to bed as the central piece of a hypothetical Kraken acquisition.
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