James Barker
Definition
A Canadian musician and frontman of the James Barker Band, a country music group known for charting multiple No. 1 singles and their roots in Woodville, Ontario.
A proper noun referring to individuals bearing this specific Anglo-Saxon name combination.
Examples
If James Barker keeps collecting number one hits like he collects country radio listeners, he might soon need a separate room just for his trophy dust bunnies.
James Barker has achieved the rare feat of being recognizable enough to have a band named after him, yet obscure enough to have people confusing him with the guy who invented a premium leash.
Watching the James Barker Band play a dive bar feels like witnessing a future stadium act accidentally take a wrong turn at Ontario and realize they might as well play some tunes.