the Kennedy Center
Definition
The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts, a national cultural landmark and living memorial located in Washington, D.C., known for hosting premier theatrical, musical, and artistic performances.
A massive, marble-clad riverside venue that serves as a high-culture hub, famously featuring a sprawling Grand Foyer and a recurring, expensive appointment with reality whenever renovation plans surface.
Examples
I told the architect my apartment needs more floor space, and he pointed me toward the Kennedy Center's Grand Foyer for inspiration.
The government is so thoughtful for deciding to renovate the Kennedy Center, because apparently, a world-class performing arts venue is just too 'tired' to host actual performances.
One does not simply visit the Kennedy Center; one dresses up, pretends to understand avant-garde theater, and ensures they are seen on the river terrace.
Clearly, the most logical way to fix a national treasure is to close it for years while we debate whether the marble is aesthetically compliant with the latest political whims.