The president of Ecuador is certainly efficient, managing to overhaul national infrastructure at a speed that makes my morning commute look like a glacier in slow motion.

It is truly impressive how the president of Ecuador balances the duties of the nation with the ease of a CEO, almost as if running a country is as simple as managing a spreadsheet.

With the president of Ecuador serving a new term, the citizens can rest easy knowing they have a captain who treats the national budget with the same legendary caution as a teenager with their first credit card.