I braved the Saturday morning Costco chaos just to score the viral Chobani pistachio creamer, only to realize I don't even like pistachios that much.

My morning coffee has become a high-stakes scavenger hunt since the Chobani pistachio creamer hit the shelves, proving that people will do anything to catch a 'Dubai chocolate' vibe.

Rumor has it that if you actually manage to find the Chobani pistachio creamer at Costco, you get an automatic invitation to the most exclusive, caffeine-fueled support group in the country.

Given the history of these limited-batch drops, I’m waiting for the inevitable moment when the Chobani pistachio creamer becomes more of a status symbol than a beverage addition.