Unlike her career full of public scrutiny and internet-fueled misconceptions about her home life, Anne Hathaway has managed to keep her kids entirely out of the tabloid crosshairs.

While the internet was busy hallucinating wild conspiracy theories about her household, Anne Hathaway was simply raising her two kids with the kind of privacy that makes a professional PR manager weep with joy.

It is truly a modern miracle that Anne Hathaway managed to raise two kids in Hollywood without them becoming content for a lifestyle blog or a misunderstood viral thread.