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Twins vs Diamondbacks
/twɪnz vɜːrsəs ˈdaɪəməndˌbæks/
Definition
1
A sporting matchup between the Minnesota Twins (MLB) and the Arizona Diamondbacks (MLB).
2
A colloquial shorthand for a baseball contest frequently associated with heightened anxiety, high-scoring volatility, and potentially baffling umpire decisions that leave fans questioning the very fabric of reality.
Examples
Watching the Twins vs Diamondbacks is the perfect way to test if your blood pressure medication is actually effective.
The strike zone during the Twins vs Diamondbacks game was so creative that it deserves a nomination for best experimental performance art.
I told my therapist I was stressed, so she recommended avoiding anything labeled 'Twins vs Diamondbacks' for the rest of the season.