WV school closings
Definition
A phrase referring to announcements or lists of school closures in West Virginia (WV), typically due to severe weather conditions like snowstorms, floods, or other emergencies.
Commonly searched online term for real-time updates on which K-12 schools, colleges, or districts in the Mountain State have canceled classes, turning parents into amateur meteorologists overnight.
Examples
After last night's forecast, I refreshed the WV school closings page 47 times before admitting defeat and shoveling the driveway.
Kids in WV school closings nirvana: three feet of snow means Fortnite marathons instead of math marathons.
The principal's email confirmed it—no WV school closings for us, so now we're the jealous outliers at the sledding hill.
Grandma's secret to winter bliss: bookmark WV school closings and pair it with hot cocoa predictions.