list of school closings tomorrow
Definition
A real-time or anticipated roster of schools and educational institutions scheduled to shut down operations the following day, often due to severe weather, holidays, emergencies, or maintenance issues.
An eagerly awaited online or broadcast directory that turns anxious students into temporary weather prognosticators, especially during blizzard season.
Examples
Every kid in the neighborhood was glued to their phones, frantically searching for the list of school closings tomorrow after the snowstorm hit.
Mom pretended to check the list of school closings tomorrow while secretly hoping the roads would clear so she could get some peace.
The principal's email blast with the list of school closings tomorrow was the most forwarded message in the PTA group chat.
In a plot twist, the list of school closings tomorrow included my rival high school but spared ours—revenge served frosty.