Wiseman Artemis
Definition
A reference to NASA astronaut Reid Wiseman, who served as commander of the Artemis II mission, NASA's first crewed lunar flyby since Apollo 17 in 1972.
Shorthand or nickname highlighting Reid Wiseman's pivotal role in the Artemis program, often used in media coverage of the 2026 mission.
Examples
Wiseman Artemis called the Orion toilet 'wonderful' even after its mid-mission clog, embodying the unflappable optimism needed for lunar plumbing.
Thanks to Wiseman Artemis's quick fix on the Outlook glitch, the crew's emails flew smoother than Orion around the Moon.
Wiseman Artemis's iPhone footage of the Moon went viral, proving astronauts make the best celestial influencers.
In a touching highlight, Wiseman Artemis helped name a lunar crater after his late wife, turning space exploration into the ultimate family tribute.