Kenley Jansen
Definition
Kenley Jansen is a Curaçaoan professional baseball pitcher, best known as a dominant closer for the Los Angeles Dodgers from 2010 to 2022, where he set franchise records for saves.
Currently a free agent as of late 2025, Jansen has also played for the Boston Red Sox and Toronto Blue Jays, amassing over 400 career saves and renowned for his devastating cutter pitch.
Examples
With bases loaded and two outs, calling on Kenley Jansen is like summoning a beard-wearing lockdown wizard.
Kenley Jansen's stare-down from the mound makes hitters question their life choices faster than a bad fantasy trade.
In the ninth, it's Kenley Jansen time – because nothing says 'game over' like a cutter that dances like it's late for a meeting.
My bracket's busted, but at least Kenley Jansen is still slamming doors on opposing lineups.