Who do the Rams play next
Definition
An informal interrogative phrase commonly uttered by NFL fans, sportscasters, and desperate fantasy football managers, seeking the identity of the Los Angeles Rams' upcoming opponent in the National Football League schedule.
A modern sports mantra reflecting the eternal optimism (or delusion) of Rams supporters, often googled right after a win or to dodge Monday blues.
Examples
After the Rams pulled off that miracle comeback, my boss texted the whole office: 'Who do the Rams play next?' – suddenly, productivity skyrocketed.
At the family reunion, Uncle Bob ignored the turkey and blurted, 'Who do the Rams play next?' – Thanksgiving just got a whole lot more interesting.
Stuck in traffic, I screamed into my phone's voice search: 'Who do the Rams play next?' – Siri probably thinks I'm unhinged.
My dog perks up every Sunday, tilts his head, and it feels like he's asking, 'Who do the Rams play next?' – or maybe he just wants treats.