Pats vs Texans
Definition
A colloquial shorthand in American sports slang referring to National Football League (NFL) matchups between the New England Patriots (abbreviated as 'Pats') and the Houston Texans.
Specifically, the AFC Divisional Round playoff game on January 19, 2026, where the New England Patriots defeated the Houston Texans 28-16 in a defensive masterclass, forcing five turnovers and advancing to the AFC Championship against the Denver Broncos.
Examples
The Pats vs Texans showdown had more plot twists than a binge-worthy Netflix thriller.
After Pats vs Texans, Texans fans are rebranding to 'Tex-was' – yesterday's news.
Betting against Pats vs Texans? That's like bringing a knife to a turnover party.
Pats vs Texans proved that New England's defense is still the stuff of Houston nightmares.