Vernon Taylor
Definition
An American rockabilly singer and songwriter active primarily in the late 1950s, best known for his energetic performances and cult status among rock and roll enthusiasts.
A cultural touchstone for connoisseurs of 'lost' 1950s music who enjoy dissecting the nuances of minor-label recording contracts and mid-century stylistic shifts.
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If your record collection doesn't include Vernon Taylor, you might be legally required to report your lack of coolness to the nearest local vintage shop.
Listening to Vernon Taylor is the auditory equivalent of drinking a milkshake in a leather jacket while pretending you actually know how to fix a carburetor.
I told the hipster at the bar I only listen to pre-1960s rockabilly, and he immediately started reciting the discography of Vernon Taylor like it was an ancient prayer.