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Rockies vs Brewers
/ˈrɒkiz vs ˈbruːərz/
Definition
1
A matchup between the Colorado Rockies and the Milwaukee Brewers, two professional Major League Baseball teams.
2
A slang-adjacent reference to the act of watching a baseball game where one is likely to be disappointed by pitching performance, high altitudes, or beer-induced hangovers.
Examples
The Rockies vs Brewers game provided enough excitement to keep me awake, which is more than I can say for my last tax audit.
Watching the Rockies vs Brewers is a classic example of why my couch cushions are now permanently indented with the shape of my despair.
I told my therapist that Rockies vs Brewers games were the root of my stress, and she just asked me for the score instead of my copay.