The President truly revolutionized diplomacy by ensuring the only thing flying over the South Lawn during a state dinner was a B-1 bomber and a flying kick.

One has to admire the architectural vision required to decide that a professional cage fighting octagon is exactly the sort of lawn ornament the White House needed.

Moving from executive orders to cage side officiating is a natural evolution for a leader who treats the entire federal administration like a pay-per-view spectacle.

It takes a special kind of flair to host an invite-only fight night on the same grass where they usually just struggle to grow non-partisan petunias.