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tom aspinall next fight
/tɒm ˈæspɪnɔːl nɛkst faɪt/
Definition
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A speculative or frequently queried subject regarding the upcoming athletic engagement of British mixed martial artist Tom Aspinall within the UFC's heavyweight division, often characterized by fan uncertainty and fluctuating promotional scheduling.
Examples
Fans are refreshing their Twitter feeds more often than they breathe, just waiting for news on the next Tom Aspinall fight.
Trying to predict the next Tom Aspinall fight is rapidly becoming the ultimate combat sports version of waiting for a protagonist to finally show up in an indie film.
The quest to confirm the next Tom Aspinall fight has surely tested the patience of the masses, appearing almost as elusive as a functional Wi-Fi connection in a remote arena.