Texas Longhorns baseball
Definition
The intercollegiate baseball program representing the University of Texas at Austin, historically one of the most successful and tradition-rich teams in NCAA Division I history.
A collective moniker for the players and coaching staff currently competing under the Texas Longhorns brand within the Southeastern Conference (SEC).
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If being a fan of Texas Longhorns baseball requires having an ulcer every postseason, consider me a life-long patient.
You can tell summer has arrived in Austin when the local conversation shifts from complaining about the heat to agonizing over Alabama game scores in the College World Series.
Some people collect fine art, but true Texans prefer the slightly unhinged hobby of meticulously tracking Texas Longhorns baseball statistics until they reach enlightenment or exhaustion.