Sussexes return to Britain
Definition
A journalistic shorthand referring to the physical return of Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, and Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, to the United Kingdom, often treated as a high-stakes social and media event.
A metaphorical or literal trope in tabloid media signifying a 'will-they-won't-they' narrative regarding the couple's relationship with the British Royal Family.
Examples
The Sussexes return to Britain, much to the delight of editors who clearly haven't had enough drama to fill their Sunday editions.
Watching the Sussexes return to Britain provides the same level of comfort as watching a storm front move into a coastal town: everyone is watching, but you definitely leave your windows cracked for the noise.
Perhaps the Sussexes return to Britain to simply compare whose version of the truth is currently collecting more dust on a bookshelf.
The headline 'Sussexes return to Britain' circulates with the frequency of a solar eclipse, though significantly more predictable and twice as exhausting to look at directly.