en
sports on TV today
/spɔrts ɒn tiːˈviː təˈdeɪ/
Definition
1
A casual phrase or search query used to discover the lineup of live or scheduled sporting events airing on television channels during the current day.
2
An idiomatic expression reflecting modern couch-potato culture, prioritizing televised athletics over real-world productivity.
Examples
My weekend ritual begins with a frantic Google of 'sports on TV today' followed by zero actual exercise.
When the boss emails about deadlines, I mutter 'sports on TV today' and pretend my connection dropped.
Grandpa's idea of news is yelling 'sports on TV today' at the remote until it magically tunes to golf.
In a plot twist, the vegan activist's guilty pleasure was binge-searching 'sports on TV today' for hot dog eating contests.