sports
Definition
Various physical activities or games requiring skill, strength, or agility, competed in for entertainment, exercise, or prizes—think soccer, surfing, or that uncle who turns every family BBQ into a watermelon seed-spitting contest.
A genre of automobiles designed for high performance and speed, like a sports car that whispers 'freedom' while guzzling gas like a reality TV star at an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Plural of 'sport,' referring to someone with a good-natured, fair-play attitude, as in 'He's a real sport for pretending to enjoy your interpretive dance routine.'
Examples
After years of desk jockeying, he rediscovered sports by accidentally joining a dodgeball league full of vengeful ex-gym teachers.
She traded her yoga mat for extreme sports, because why whisper 'namaste' when you can scream it off a cliff while bungee jumping.
The office sports pool turned colleagues into armchair experts, predicting fantasy football wins with the accuracy of a drunk weatherman.
Buying a sports car in his 50s was his midlife crisis solution, now he parallel parks it like it's auditioning for a demolition derby.