soccer games
Definition
Competitive athletic contests played between two teams of eleven players who attempt to maneuver a ball into the opposing team's goal primarily using their feet.
Events that serve as the primary excuse for adults to get overly emotional, scream at television screens, and consume an excessive amount of snacks while mostly ignoring their house chores.
Examples
My commitment to soccer games is so strong that I have developed a deep, personal relationship with my team's referee, primarily through shouting insults at him from my living room.
After three hours of intense soccer games, I realized the only thing I had managed to catch was a mild case of couch-potato syndrome and half a bag of stale chips.
Watching soccer games is essentially a test of patience to see if your favorite team can break your heart with sophisticated precision in under ninety minutes.