shark week 2026 schedule
Definition
A collective anticipation or planned itinerary for the Discovery Channel's annual television programming event dedicated to shark conservation and scientific documentation, specifically for the year 2026.
A metaphorical state of mind where one plans their entire summer social calendar around television marathons of apex predators eating things.
Examples
I have already cleared my vacation days for the shark week 2026 schedule, because apparently watching a documentary on filter feeding is more important than my own wedding.
My social life is officially in a holding pattern until the shark week 2026 schedule drops, as I have important research to conduct from the safety of my couch.
If anyone texts me while I am studying the shark week 2026 schedule, I will treat them with the same indifferent hunger as a great white eyeing a seal.