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Seattle Sounders vs Austin
/siˈætəl ˈsaʊndərz vɜrsəs ˈɔstɪn/
Definition
1
A professional sports matchup between Major League Soccer (MLS) teams, specifically the Seattle Sounders FC and Austin FC.
2
A tactical chess match masquerading as a soccer game, often characterized by the Sounders' methodical Pacific Northwest pressure versus the aesthetic, yet occasionally volatile, aspirations of the Verde and Black from Texas.
Examples
Watching the Seattle Sounders vs Austin match is essentially an expensive way to determine which city has better coffee and more existential dread.
The Seattle Sounders vs Austin game provided all the tactical brilliance of a bumper car derby in the rain.
I told my therapist I was stressed about the Seattle Sounders vs Austin outcome, and now they are the ones looking for a therapist.