Rockies Opening Day
Definition
The inaugural game of the Major League Baseball regular season for the Colorado Rockies, typically held in late March or early April at Coors Field or on the road.
A festive annual event marking the start of the Rockies' campaign, celebrated by fans with high hopes, purple gear, and optimistic hot takes despite historical odds.
Examples
Rockies Opening Day has me ditching work early, because nothing says 'productivity' like live-tweeting a 12-2 loss.
Every year on Rockies Opening Day, I buy a season ticket pass – right after selling my kidney on the black market.
Rockies Opening Day vibes: Coors Field smelling like popcorn, regret, and that one guy's homemade brisket.
Predicting the Rockies' fate on Opening Day is easy – just flip a coin, then blame the bullpen.