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Reds vs Mariners
/rɛdz vɜrsəz ˈmærənərz/
Definition
1
A matchup between the Cincinnati Reds, a Major League Baseball team representing the National League Central, and the Seattle Mariners, a Major League Baseball team representing the American League West.
2
A baseball contest that leaves fans of both teams questioning their life choices while nursing a lukewarm stadium beer.
Examples
Watching the Reds vs Mariners game felt like a masterclass in how to leave runners stranded on base for three consecutive hours.
If you enjoy pitchers duels that resolve nothing and leave everyone wishing for a rain delay, the Reds vs Mariners series is your spiritual home.
The Reds vs Mariners matchup is the perfect cure for insomnia, providing just enough occasional action to keep you from falling entirely into a coma.