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Orlando City vs San Jose
ɔrˈlænˌdoʊ ˈsɪti vɜːrsəs sæn hoʊˈzeɪ
Definition
1
A Major League Soccer (MLS) matchup between the Orlando City Soccer Club, representing Central Florida, and the San Jose Earthquakes, representing the San Francisco Bay Area.
2
A competitive sporting event used as a mechanism for soccer fans to debate the weather conditions between humid Florida summers and crisp California evenings.
Examples
I told my therapist that watching Orlando City vs San Jose is my stress relief, though she seems increasingly concerned about my blood pressure.
Choosing between Orlando City vs San Jose is like picking which flavor of chaos you prefer to subject your weekend to.
If Orlando City vs San Jose ended with a scoreless draw, it would be the most exciting way to put an entire stadium to sleep.