Den nye appen lover å revolusjonere livet mitt, men den krasjer oftere enn jeg puster.

The new app promises to revolutionize my life, but it crashes more often than I breathe.

Han kjøpte en ny sykkel, men glemte at han ikke kan sykle.

He bought a new bike, but forgot that he can't ride a bike.

Min nye hårfrisyre er så ny at speilet mitt gikk i sjokk.

My new hairstyle is so new that my mirror went into shock.

Vi trenger en ny plan, siden den gamle involverte å hoppe fallskjerm uten fallskjerm.

We need a new plan, since the old one involved skydiving without a parachute.