He spent so much time staring at his triple-monitor setup with a thousand browser tabs open that he started referring to himself as a low-budget neuromancer.

If your definition of being a neuromancer involves resetting the office Wi-Fi router every time the internet flickers, you might be overestimating your tech prowess.

I told the support bot it was a digital neuromancer, but it just kept asking me if I had tried plugging the power cable back in.