Netflix miniseries weekend binge
Definition
A modern domestic ritual involving the uninterrupted consumption of a short-form television production, typically occurring between Friday evening and Sunday night, often characterized by the voluntary neglect of social obligations and healthy sleep patterns.
The act of trading one's productivity and sunlight for three to eight hours of high-stakes drama or crime investigation.
Examples
My original plans for the weekend were to gym and meal prep, but a Netflix miniseries weekend binge effectively turned me into a human couch ornament.
I told my friends I was busy with a 'literary project,' but we both know I was actually trapped in a Netflix miniseries weekend binge.
Is it really a productive weekend if you haven't finished a six-part Netflix miniseries weekend binge while questioning every life choice you've made since 2015?