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kyrie irving trade
/ˈkaɪri ˈɜːrvɪŋ treɪd/
Definition
1
A colloquial term referring to the specific and often tumultuous event of NBA player Kyrie Irving being traded between professional basketball franchises.
2
A shorthand for a complex set of player-movement logistics, contract negotiations, and intense media drama that characterizes the basketball career of Kyrie Irving.
Examples
Each time a kyrie irving trade occurs, basketball analysts suddenly find themselves writing ten thousand words on the nature of chaos theory.
My sports group chat was so quiet until the kyrie irving trade news dropped, at which point it became a war zone of hot takes.
I told my therapist that my anxiety levels correlate directly with the frequency of a kyrie irving trade rumor cycle.