National Pie Day
Definition
An unofficial American holiday celebrated annually on January 23rd, dedicated to the glorification of pie as the ultimate dessert, courtesy of pie enthusiast Charlie Elbot who proclaimed it back in 1979.
A day when calories don't count, math nerds confuse it with Pi Day (that's March 14), and ovens across the US work overtime to produce flaky crusts filled with fruit, custard, or sheer patriotic glory.
Examples
Forget your diet—National Pie Day means apple, cherry, and pecan pies are basically mandatory for survival.
My grandma turns National Pie Day into a competitive sport, judging entries like it's the Pie Olympics.
On National Pie Day, even vegans eye that pumpkin pie suspiciously, whispering 'just one slice won't hurt.'
National Pie Day: the only holiday where 'seconds' are encouraged and belt adjustments are a badge of honor.