Microsoft Xbox outages
Definition
A state of service unavailability occurring when Microsoft's Xbox network infrastructure fails to process user requests, preventing gamers from accessing digital content, playing online, or communicating.
A recurring, existential crisis for console enthusiasts characterized by the sudden inability to validate license ownership for their own purchased library.
Examples
I told the server it was an emergency, but unfortunately Microsoft Xbox outages don't care about my weekend plans.
The transition from being a competitive gamer to a person staring at a blank screen happens exclusively during Microsoft Xbox outages.
If Microsoft Xbox outages were a sport, we would all be Olympic-level competitors in the event of refreshing a status page repeatedly.
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