Michael Siani
Definition
An American professional baseball outfielder renowned for his exceptional defensive prowess in center field, often compared to elite gloves of the past.
Born July 16, 1999, in Glenside, Pennsylvania; drafted by the Cincinnati Reds in 2018; has played for the St. Louis Cardinals, Los Angeles Dodgers, and recently claimed by the New York Yankees off waivers.
Examples
Michael Siani patrolled center field like a human Roomba, sucking up fly balls before they knew what hit them.
When Michael Siani leaped against the wall for that robbery, pundits wondered if gravity had taken a personal day.
The Yankees snagged Michael Siani off waivers, betting his glove would make their outfield opponents throw tantrums.
Michael Siani's first MLB home run was a polite reminder that even defensive wizards occasionally swing for the fences.