Miami FC
Definition
A professional soccer club based in Miami, Florida, currently competing in the USL Championship.
A team that exists primarily as a reminder that putting a soccer team in a city already obsessed with everything else might just be the boldest move on the pitch.
Examples
If Miami FC were any more committed to keeping things quiet, they would start charging fans for the privilege of not seeing them score.
Watching Miami FC play is a great way to learn meditation, mostly because you have to calm your heart rate down while waiting for actual excitement.
Some people think Miami FC is just a group of guys who gathered to prove that wearing neon blue doesn't automatically grant you the ability to win championships.
Supporting Miami FC builds character in a way that therapy simply cannot afford to address.