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Maddox Graser
/ˈmæd.əks ˈɡreɪ.sər/ (MAD-uks GRAY-ser)
Definition
1
Proper name of a sophomore baseball player at Wooster High School in Ohio, known for his pitching and hitting skills on the varsity team.
2
Recently in the news for a stellar performance with two hits in a 10-0 win, followed by a sudden illness requiring hospitalization in the Pediatric ICU at Akron Children's Hospital.
Examples
Maddox Graser's curveball had the batters doing the twist like they were at a bad disco.
In Wooster, Maddox Graser isn't just a pitcher—he's the reason opponents bring extra helmets for their egos.
Maddox Graser racked up two hits last night, proving baseball bows to no one but gravity.
When Maddox Graser steps to the plate, the outfielders start googling 'miracle gloves' just in case.